After a Campionite dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him

on tour.

He shows the man a little two-room house with a faded Campion banner

hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, sir. Most people

don't get their own houses up here," God says. The Campionite looks at

the house,then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the

hill. It's a huge three-story mansion with white marble columns and

little patios under all the windows. The St. Mary's flags line both

sides of the sidewalk and a huge St. Mary's banner hangs between the

marble columns. "Thanks for the house God. But let me ask you a

question. I get this little two-room house with a faded banner, and an

arrogant, obnoxious St. Marian gets a mansion with new St. Mary's

banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not any St. Marians

house," God replies. "That's mine."